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Quality Cock Time

I have spend nights just spending some really quality time with my cock. Blown some of my biggest and best loads. One of those nights when you feel like swanking for a couple of hours.[…]

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Men have as many nerve endings in their nipples as women

According to Dr Alex Comfort in The Joy of Gay Sex, men have as many nerve endings in their nipples as do women. The trouble is that when the guy doesn’t know what he can[…]

Riccardo Saponara’s Public Male Spanking

Italian footballer Riccardo Saponara scored a late goal in the 99th minute with Sampdoria drawing 2-2 against Lazio. Saponara celebrated the goal with the teammates who pulled his shorts down, left him with his great[…]

How To Take The Perfect Cock Selfie

Here at the Hapenis project we have consulted with some of the world’s leading cock selfie artist to bring you the ultimate guide in how to take the perfect cock selfie. To take the perfect[…]

Let Your Cock Breathe

We are taught as men to wear very tight underwear and jeans or pants that hide our cock and bollocks. A study conducted by *Dr Rima Dada has revealed that the sperm count of a[…]

Morning Wood

A short educational porn film exploring the joys,pleasures and magick of outdoor handmanship. Filmed on location in a privately owned woodland Essex, bi a very horny lumbersexual tree surgeon. Feel free to leave a review[…]

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I’m an older gay man and have only had sexual relations with str8 men. Im not sure why. I know that some say that if you have sex with men then your not str8 but[…]

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law?

Ruff asks, In your belief, can a single gay man preform sex magick properly or does there always need to be a woman as a representation of the goddess?” In a lot of the so[…]

Cock Virtues : Kind, Loving, Giving, Wisdom & Honesty

In ancient gaelic teaching your cock is your god symbol, representing complete male and complete giving. It was taught that your cock had 5 virtues. Kind : It is polite, it goes where you want.[…]

Straight Men Try Penis Massage For The First Time

One of the really cool things that I experienced was the power in asking him what he wanted, and to get his feedback was mind-blowing . Oh my gosh you don’t like that and you[…]

Talking To Gud

Thanks bi/2 Gud, for posting these very sexy images of himself. If you had an opportunity to talk to Gud. What would you say. Please leave your comments and images below. Gud Holland was selected[…]

Something we all have in common?

Men are fascinated by their cocks, that’s something we all have in common. When showering after the gym or swimming, or even when having a piss in a public toilet we all have a little[…]

Gay Metaphorically

A game played by straight lads to see who has more balls. The game is played in several ways. The most simple is the mankiss One ‘player’ moves in for a sensual kiss until one[…]

24 Hour Viagra

First 12 minutes. The body quickly absorbs Viagra and it’s found some men get an erection within 12 minutes of popping a viagra. 57 minutes. An hour marks a crucial point with Viagra, as after[…]

the best lover

A long time ago I thought that sex would die after about age 49 or so. Now almost 10 years past that point, I realize that the best experiences will come from those with the[…]

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Part of it might be what pop culture implies about being gay. (Bisexuals don’t exist in pop culture.) While the stereotypes about gay men are largely done with, there’s still a belief in some essential[…]

Confessions – The Art of Autofellatio

im a str8 bloke who has been self sucking for over 20 years. It’s my party piece. I can hardly go out for a drink with someone of my mates telling everyone present about my[…]