PhatArse Gods

The requirements for a phat arse god are as follows: it must be firm and floppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 6 inches, and its owner […]

CockSuckers United

Listen! Clam up your mouth and be silent like an oyster shell, for that tongue of yours is the enemy of the soul, my friend. When the lips are silent, the heart has a hundred tongues. Rumi […]

My Sexual Energy

I like to connect with myself, my sexual energy is my inner personality. I enjoy exploring my male sexual identity and connecting spiritually with other males as we share that same sexual identity. […]

Tantrick Brojobs

When you catch god’s cock in your hand and, shaping your lips to an ‘O’, lays them lightly to its tip, moving your head in tiny circles, this first step is called “Nimitta” […]

HaPenis & Religion

“Be certain that in the religion of HaPenis there are no believers and unbelievers. HaPenis embraces all.”  Hari Shishna My religion preaches: “If you knelt down, you have to pray… A lot. Andre 

Quality Cock Time

I have spend nights just spending some really quality time with my cock. Blown some of my biggest and best loads. One of those nights when you feel like swanking for a couple […]

Hari Shishna Guide To Gay Sex

Begin with your hands open very wide and place them about half an inch away from *my shishna Work up and down without actually touching. Touch me with your breathe, as if you […]