self isolation?

If there was ever a wake up call, this is fucking it. When all with this…

always served me faithfully

“When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn’t presented…

Awakening & Anointing Your haPenis

Create a warm comfortable safe space for your session. Dance to your favourite happy music as…

The Power of the Resurrection

Jonboy explains, “Masturbation is a gift from God.” A youth director told this to a group…

power, respect, pride

“Having a penis can be like having an illusory prize dangled in front of you. It…

Daddy Arse of the Month : 02/20

The HaPenis Blooms

Stay close, my heart, to the one who knows your ways;Come into the shade of the…

Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass (1892)

Dear Seb: Finding your site, I found myself experiencing my new level, so I thought, “Hmmmm…..What…

The Flaccid Cock Massage Class

I held the first ever, pioneering Flaccid Cock Massage Revolution workshop here in London, United Kingdom…

Firemen Fantasy

A Gentleman’s Semen

When a man ejaculates, the message is sent from his spinal cord, not his brain, which…

Exposing Your Arsehole

As sunlight is known to have fantastic germicidal and magickal qualities exposing your arse to its…

Holistic Prostaglandin

Such an amazing sensation feeling hot thick spunk spray onto a naked body. Even better when…

Cock Virtues : Kind, Loving, Giving, Wisdom & Honesty

In ancient gaelic teaching your cock is your god symbol, representing complete male and complete giving.…

Talking To Gud

Thanks bi/2 Gud, for posting these very sexy images of himself. If you had an opportunity…

Something we all have in common?

Men are fascinated by their cocks, that’s something we all have in common. When showering after…

CUMM 4 CUMM UK

December 2019 Six Spunky London Lads Shoot their semen for CUMM UK. CUMM 4 CUMM a…

Sexological HaPenis

As men we must present our HaPenis as both our sexological and spiritual. At the same…

BUTT DO?

May your Rosebud Be Blessed. May you realize that your rosebud is a faithful and beautiful…

4 hands tantric lingam massage

I once had a 4 handed tantric massage by well trained masseurs. The genital and anal…

HaPenis is the antidote to shame.

Self-administrated touch integrates, soothes or comforts, and gives us a psychologically fundamental sense of worthiness and…

Hari Shishna’s Love-window

“At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face…

complete and repeated penile euphoria

A sound bath to a meditative state combined with your slowest ever massages to induce a…

3rd Eye Tantra Chakra

Third Eye Chakra – Dark Blue Purple. Place your best fingertip between your 2 eyebrows and…

HaPenis Hero

Here at CUMM UK we just wanted to say, we wish we had said that, and…

Cops & Robbers

In Football is it possible to score a goal with your naked penis?

Watch French Ligue 1 match AS Groville Vs.FC Mufflins, as a players shorts are pulled down…