Catholic Priests Masturbation Support Group

A contributor to a discussion group for masturbating catholic priests wrote the following that seems to show beautifully how masturbation can be turned into a truly spiritual Catholic experience.

As a catholic priest for years, integrating my spirituality and my sexuality has definitely been a process. Just turning down the volume on the shame voices from growing up Belfast, in that Bible Belt, has taken me years. Now, the volume is almost off, Yea! One of the key orthodox Catholic beliefs we have is that God is omnipresent. In other words, there is no place where God is not! If that is true, where is God when humans have sex? Up in the corner of the room, as far away as possible, looking the other way? Of course not. God is in the heave, in the licking, sucking and pleasuring ourselves and others. It’s not that God is not there. It’s that for the last 1500 years or so, we Christians have been so split off from our bodies, we haven’t wanted God to be there Thanks to the Platonic education Saul/Paul received, (the spirit is good, holy, while the body is bad,corrupted, etc,) we have lots of references in his epistles that make it clear he was uncomfortable saying anything good about the human body, much less sex!  Personally I enjoy pleasuring other men. Over the years, I became comfortable knowing God is as fully present with me in sex as when I’m preaching or serving Communion. What I have found most fulfilling in the last five years however, has been experiencing cock worship as another way I can love and serve our Lord.

I do this by serving each man as if I am in that moment serving Jesus. I visualize the same thing when masturbating. When I’m blessed enough to be kneeling between another man’s legs with his musty manhood at eye level, I whisper to myself, “This is the cock of Christ.” This willingness to suck the “staff of Life” in every man has become a beautiful way to worship Christ as Son of the Living God, in all his masculine glory. If a man happens to be circumcised like Jesus, it’s even easier “see” myself worshiping Christ. So whether I’m pleasuring myself alone or pleasuring other men, I am enabled to worship our Lord Jesus Christ- mind, body and spirit. For this journey of integration I am grateful.

6 thoughts on “Catholic Priests Masturbation Support Group

  1. I can still smell his scent underneath the cloak, dripping wet so hard and big veiny hairy cock omg, he was my first, going church now become ritual for me, I missed him so

  2. The phrase “…serving Communion.” pretty much refutes any authorship by a real Catholic priest. We Catholics do not say that, while those who talk about what Catholics and our priests do sometimes use that phrasing. My guess is that this was written by a non-priest as part of a fantasy.

  3. Cock worship? … you need to go to and type in cock worship and see what comes up. I like cock too but I’m not ignorant that I don’t know we are called for a higher purpose, those who know Christ. A real follower of christ would have read the new testament and understood a christian is called to live by the spirit not the flesh. You have perverted the word and the message and your msg does not fool me. The cock of Christ? Go to that site I mentioned. You find many men that worship cock, despise Christ and love demon seed.

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