Call for Entries : The Art of HaPenis

I created the Art of HaPenis to encouage a diverse range of visual auditory performances, creating a…

Penis Envy The Documentary Reviewed

Penis Envy shows the extreme lengths some men will go to make their cock bigger.  At…

Scientist Discover the Perfect Penis

A new study from the US on penis size allowed groups of women to select their…

I like my manhood massaged

Slowly, without anxiety or hurriedness. Sometimes playfully with happy energy. Sometimes very seriously with earnest. It…

Mindful Masturbation Men Only

Allow at least 30 uninterrupted minutes for this exercise. This will give you enough time to…

World’s Biggest Penis Massage Survey

With more than 10,000 answers we would like to thank each and everyman who took part…

An Introduction to Your Penis

Which Part of Your Penis Gives You Most HaPenis ballsshaftforeskin, inner, outer and colonal sumlcusthe meatus…

What Souls Do!

Souls love. That’s what souls do. Egos don’t, but souls do. Become a soul, look around,…

Just Bi/

Changing Direction Just Bi/ Thinking pleases your heart and keeps your face young. Just in case…

always served me faithfully

“When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn’t presented…

Zen Zpanking

Zen Zpanking Wanking Technique from the A – Z of Hapenis This zappy technique works best…

Penis Size And Masculinity

A study has been released by researchers at Holland’s Utrecht University that suggests a man’s penis…

schlong dimensions

I hate being a grower not a shower. When erect my penis is huge, but when…

It’s Girth Not Length

It’s a fact that the average sized penis is approximately 6.5”- 7.0” long, so why do…

HaPenis Hero

Here at CUMM UK we just wanted to say, we wish we had said that, and…

a finger inside my cunt

My boyfriend and I lie beside each other. I take his soft cock in my hand…

2 Men in 1 Bed

“Here is a “relationship booster” that is guaranteed to work: Every time he says something stupid…

deliver a pizza…

I come to the door to deliver a pizza. He answers the door wearing a robe semi…

cock mates

Men care more what their mates think of their cock than their partner. The University of Victoria…

52 healthy young males

According to Greek scientists, the length of a man’s index finger can accurately predict the length…

Do cocks really have millions of miniature pleasure zones?

Very gentle, extremely slow, going with intuition and flow, feel the pleasure rising. Slower than ever.…

slowly edging until about to climax

Love the feeling of guys touching my penis very slowly stroking to produce the pre cum.…

Bodybuilder Butt

Mr Cox, I love your website. I first found it from a google search for naked…

The Hipster’s HaPenis

Boxers Down, Cock Exposed

Show Us the Fucking Junk New York Post

‘Show Me Your Junk’ is a New York Post series where strangers of different shapes and…

Spiritual Penis Awakening

Spiritual penis awakening occurs when the realisation lands that it is more important to stand up,…

Has Alec Baldwin got Hairy Cock Shaft?

Russell Brand thinks Alec Baldwin is so masculine the shaft of his cock is hairy. Speaking…