How To Take The Perfect Cock Selfie

Here at the Hapenis project we have consulted with some of the world’s leading cock selfie artist to bring you the ultimate guide in how to take the perfect cock selfie. To take the perfect cock selfie here are the top 10 Cock Selfie Tips To Consider. Please add your cock selfie tips below

1.Lightening

Lightening is the most important. You will get better results when using natural light outdoors. If indoors face towards a window so your getting the natural light, and turn sunscreen on.

2. Colour Therapy

Hold different colour pages under your balls and take your cock selfie. You can also use magazine pages or even newspaper. The colours that look good in your cock selfie hold a secret, that is called colour therapy. You could even use the pages of your favourite book.

3. Never use the flash

Turn the flash off. Use other light from lamps candles or even from your fridge. Be creative, take your time. Don’t forget to breathe.

4. Smile Therapy

Even though this is a cock selfie make sure you have a huge smile when taking the picture. It really brings a good energy to your art. You see your cock a different way when you smile.

5. Lots, and lots and lots

Take at a very minimum of 200 cock selfie pictures. When you bring the images up on your computer use the 60 second test. Glance quickly at the images and in 60 seconds delete most so that your left with about 20. In the next 60 seconds delete most so you are left with 5 or 6 images. Then post the best image below.

6. Cock down, Head up?

Try some cock selfies in the cock up and head down position, while alternating to cock up, head down.

7. Cock Selfie Stick

Using a selfie stick for your stiff prick will make your images look like as if they were taken by a professional photographer.

8. Embrace Natural Erection

Photograph your cock in all it’s magick. Dont spend time desperatly trying to get a hard on, as that will make you look like a failed porn star. Butt, do embrace your natural erections.

9. Always Read The Label

An artist once sold one of his cock pics for nearly $500,000. Thats why its really important to label any images you are putting on the net, otherwise some one might steal your art. Don’t forget to keep the origial image.

10. Shoot A Load

Make sure to also film your cock selfie sessions at the same time. And always finish your session bi/ shooting a load on film. Your CUMM VIDEO, and post it below.

Feel free to add your cock selfie comments, tips and pics below

9 thoughts on “How To Take The Perfect Cock Selfie

  1. That’s terrific advice Seb. A good cock selfie is an art form natural to poseurs and art loving wankers like me. Kultcha Vulcha

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